Orlando Bloom -- must repopulate the earth with pirate/elf/soldier/Paris fellow, plus I just plain fancy the Brits

Samuel L. Jackson -- ASSKICKER; would you fuck with him? I wouldn't

Peta Wilson -- strong, smart, beautiful; also good for repopulation and womanly commiseration

Tim Robbins -- to organize the picket line and the politics

Jon Stewart -- FUNNY (intelligent) FUNNY, can help us get our shit together

Ellen DeGeneres -- the lesbian non-Jewish version of Jon Stewart

Bono -- can keep everyone in sunglasses and world peace

Viggo Mortensen -- in-house artist, could probably easily double as assassin

Eddie Vedder -- penchant for feminism and politics, not to mention motherfucking PEARL JAM

Ian McKellen -- to help raise my babies, start a theatre and spread glorious LOVE

Morgan Freeman -- could convince me to do anything, ANYTHING, and if all else fails he and Tim can re-enact scenes from The Shawshank Redemption as I lay dying and the world lies in ruin and all is despair